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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Worst ASL Vlog!

57 comments:

Oscar Chacon said...

I understood ABSOLUTELY nothing! Hahaha, that was good one! Worst ASL = speech therapy! Hahaha. That was funny!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhh... I waited and waited for you to put your hands up to start signing ASL but you did not at all..

Ok that's it, it is the worse video ever!!! HA!

That is funny one!

-SG

Lantana said...

Nice dental work!

Can you imagine a room full of deaf people trying to converse like this?

Ouch!

Lantana

Anonymous said...

Yes very clearly to understand what you say.. no problem.. smile..

DCABlogs said...

DeafRead should host a contest called "Worst VLOG" will be cool to see who win that contest!

Anonymous said...

Understood very clearly!

You are right, ASL is not beautiful!


You should be oral!

David said...

ABC,

I fainted

Someone (presume you) slapped my face virtually, I woke up and watched your face again, I blacked out.

I am now recovering in ICU...

Deafchip

Anonymous said...

I am a failure lipreader. I am OUT! LOL

Anonymous said...

Sorry to tell you that you got a "F" on your speech test.
I could only hear clearly few words which you spoke clearly. Other than that your voice was not clear. You need to practice more more before taking oral test again this coming end of summer semester!

(I only can hear ur clear words like " how are you? I am fine.......................................... no no no........ help me....see........")

Good luck on ur next test!

Oral and speech therapy teacher

Anonymous said...

That is what we did in the past. It was too much work for us to read lips.

It was like a "robot", not really friendly-oriented people.

White Ghost

Deaf Tea Lady said...

LOL. I caught some words. You would make a speech therapist proud!

Can you do a sequel and sign the ASL version later on? I am very curious as to what you spoke!

Nice dental work - another professional would be proud!

mishkazena said...

Yes, I can lipread you. You have beautiful lipreadable lips. Of course all the white teeth helps brighten the lips ;)

lol

Anonymous said...

I just watch your nice white teeth. I want to close your mouth because of your bad mouth. HAHA!

Release your signing. keep in signing than speeching.

Laugh

From Ontario, Canada

mishkazena said...

oops help, not helps

mule4350 said...

You know better! ASL does not allowe lipreads anytime and ASL mean sign language anytime and LIPREADS for HOH

ALL DEAF DONT UNDY YOUR LIPREAD!

Barb DiGi said...

Wow you said that ASL is not beautiful so that you can show off your beautiful teeth, heh?!

So just forget ASL and use oralism to show off your flashy teeth! Boy that is the worst comment here!! What have you gotten into me????

Jaymie said...

You cracked me up! Every word was understood, unbelieveably! I'm still smiling.. You have my vote for the best worst vlog thus far.

Anonymous said...

John, Your lips movement is very crystal clear to read. Undy everything what you said. Except for the speech part...it is for the sound to hear. I don't need the sound effect. LOL.
Patting on your shoulder...Good job! (Speech therapist or parents would say that.)

Hey Mule4350 "ALL DEAF DONT UNDY YOUR LIPREAD!" is wrong answer! A better word is "Some". ;)

Anonymous said...

Worst Sarcasm ASL Vlog! Most Hearing ppl will fail to read your lips.


For Mule4350: ALL DEAF DONT UNDY YOUR LIPREAD!
How's about ALL HEARING DONT UNDY YOUR LIPREAD! Most Hearing people incept on lipreading.

John Lestina --- said...

Some of you want to know what I say:
"Can you read my lip?
My name is JohnABC.
How are you? I am fine.
I want to discuss about...about....ASL.
ASL is not beautiful.
Look how I speak beautifully.
Are you watching me now?
Can you read my lip?
Hello....Hello....Hello....
Bye Bye
ABC....ABC....ABC...."

Johanna said...

You are so funny make me laugh lolz...I can read your speech....you said ABC ABC ABC then GRRRR lol hahaha. Really far out!
Come back to ASL very soon.

Johanna

Lisa C. said...

Uh huh.... I don't think I was following you. I nearly fainted. Perfect teeth. Next time use the Listerine mouthwash so I won't faint again.(Chuckle)

Anonymous said...

i undy u completely lol. nice teeth! :)

Anonymous said...

John the ABC,

LOL..I see-hear you!! :-) Can see your Cheshmire cat smile!

Oh, my..lipreading can be alot of work..

Funny vlogging! You make my day.

JungleForest

Anonymous said...

Hey! Long time no see! Where the heck have you been? You just came home from speech tearapy lesson?? *wink* *wink* Because I understood every word by lipreading what you had said! :D

Anonymous said...

what? I tried to understand you. Don't you mind getting ASL interpreter for us? Thanks!
:)

Anonymous said...

To Beautiful Hands,

That's a good one, you are funny! Good sense of humor! LOL

Anonymous said...

You need to shave your face and brush your teeth. Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

You said all the words perfectly except for beautiful, you said it funny. You did not pronounce it right. You need to go back to your speech therapy and pronounce the word "beautiful".

I give you a B on your oralism. But a F on your lack of facial expression and no ASL.

Anonymous said...

Did you brush your teeth daily?

IamMine said...
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Oscar Chacon said...

*hale*

I did? Wow, I did not realize *gasp*.

*halo*

IamMine said...

LOL!

Oh shut up, Oscar!! ;)

ccm14er said...

Oh Man !!! It made me feel like SECOND CLASS, not first class as we all Deafies should be EQUAL as Deaf Power equal as we can chat ASL !!!!

You look like Speech Teacher teaching to Five Years Old child, in special Deaf class, like dumb class. How terrible !!!

Disgusting, remind me of Oralist SUCKS.

I say Go Away, "Fake John ABC" Oralist.

COME BACK John ABC the Famous ASL Comedian !!!!

Lisa C. said...

Hey! Look!!! The oral schools are growing because of YOU!!! Oralist teachers are jumping up and down with joy.(chuckle)


Again, you are funny.

IamMine said...

Oops, Oscar..I re-read your post...I thought you were mocking my misspelling of "halo". :D ;)

But you did start a fun Saturday, though! :)

Thanks for the laughter, folks!

Long live ASL! :)

Anonymous said...

Scarily enough, I understood you perfectly. LOL. Nice one!

Beaux Arts de Boutjean said...

I was shocked, dumbfounded, stunned
flabbergasted, dazed, astonished, and surprised that I had a smooth sail, acing on your speech lesson!

Anonymous said...

Hello John


http://my.videoegg.com/video/dUpQeX


SAC

ccm14er said...

OH YEAH !!!!!!

GET THE PICTURE !!!! IF IF JOHN THE ABC IS REAL HEARING PERSON -- I say suppose. OK, look below what all other hearing people get around you (if you are real hearing person and say in your Vlog ... slow talking, aaa ohh zzh duh a, b, c, d, slow to zzzzzz [too sleepy], their answer:

They WILL GET TURN OFF AND GET AWAY and LAUGH AT YOU. How RETARDED that hearing person talk like that !!!!!

Oh yes, why the Oralist want us to talk slow slow like stupid dumb retarded boy ???

OK go back to ASL PROUD WAY !!!!!

Anonymous said...

MOST DEAF PEOPLE COULDN'T READ LIPREADING AS "GOAT" OR "COAT", "MOAT" OR "BOAT". ANOTHER WORDS: "CAT" OR "HAT", "BAT" OR "FAT". THEY FAIL TO CATCH THE WORDS, HEARING PEOPLE CAN AND HEAR THE SOUND.
YOUR MOUTH MOVE BIG AND WIDE, DEAF PEOPLE CAN READ LIPREADING, HAHAHA!
SR....

Anonymous said...

LOL, I need an interpreter what did you say? HELP? haha? you look good with your white teeth and face!!!

mochame said...

I totally agree with all of comments. You are very HILARIOUS! BTW, you have pretty dynamic white teeth. (hehehehe)

drmzz said...

Dentists are happy cuz you are champ flosser. Horses are envious of your teeth. :)

Anonymous said...

*chuckling*

What a beautiful vlog!

Best-Ever Smile!

Best-Ever White Teeth

Best-Ever Mouthing!

Best-Ever ASL vLog!

*winking*

Anonymous said...

John,


LOL... You sure you don't want a stick? ;o)


Take care bud,
Erick :o)

Anonymous said...

Wow! I can clearly understand you. LOL.

Joe

Anonymous said...

*Chucking*

Ditto with everyone about your dental work. Bleaching teeth tray? I got mine done by laser at dentist and bleaching tray (fitted by dentist) every night to keep up white, because I drink coffee every morning.

By the way, nice vlog!!

:)

DeafKathy (Wilson) said...

Worst VLOG
Best TEETH
Worst BREATH
Best LIPS MOVEMENT

YAY for the ~smirks~ of the day!!

Anonymous said...

champ!!! lol

Anonymous said...

best oralism on vlog lol!!!

Leigh said...

Hey John,

Meow you, I can't CAN'T undy your silent moving lip at all...I'm actually out of practice reading lips since I was a little girl.

Thank God. we are using beautiful ASL.

Go back to your CHAMP ASL VLOG...

Meow you!!

Leigh

Anonymous said...

I did not follow you at most however you still have BEAUTIFUL WHITE teeth as usual :-)

See you next time on vblog!
CJ

Lucky 57 said...

ohh man i gotta hafta wear wipers on my glasses !!!! sorry fella aint for reading lips.. toooo tired. rather stick with ASL !!! WOOO WOOOO!!!!

Anonymous said...

You make me laugh so hard!
You know what? Nobody attract your lipread but I am sure enough everybody attract your funny face expression! Cute Face! No wonder your wife LOVE you!

Anonymous said...

Very funny tell you why I am deaf and yet I enjoy Karaoke very much. I often get up and sign the music (Deaf Power)and this post is the reaction that I get from many drunk hearing people. to which I reply I can read you lips yes. Can you read my hands? LOL.

Anonymous said...

im a sixteen years old deaf kid, i understand everything u said by lipreading. and i loved the last part when u said abc....abc....ABC....grrr. i loved it. and i loved all ur ABC Laughs. it was so funny. i dont take any oral which is lucky for me. but im in mainstreamed class (which means im in hearing class) i sometimes dont like it cuz i dont really understand alot hearing kids cuz they speak so fast or low so i couldnt read thier lips.