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Friday, May 4, 2007

ASL Laughs: "The DeafRead Addiction"

51 comments:

Oscar Chacon said...

*look around guiltily*

Sh, man! I went there too! I bought that too! Sh! It was supposed to be a secret!!

*laugh*

Anonymous said...

ha,ha...funny you!!

deafk

ccm14er said...

HEY THERE ... my God Goodness.

Its already there in your house -- you even said you showed just that moment ago (in that Vlog). Very obvious !!!

Why not -- you gotta be Rich ... you earn $$$ Royalty money. So next two years from now, Microsoft will develop Computer with Smell. So awwwwww worst Fart machine -- oozzing all over !!!! Nice, heh.

Yet its AWESOME ... but however HOW COULD YOU GET YOUR FOODS AND YOUR NEED SEX AT BED ?? Isn't that your bathroom HAVE everything there -- One-Room Bathroom House ??

Yeah, its very funny and enjoy with you creative comedian showtime.

NEXT JAY LENO ?? A NEW DEAF JAY LENO -- YAY Bravo, John ... go for it !!!!!!!

Lisa C. said...

Ha, ha! very funny...I thought about the portable toilet before you showed the picture of a fancy bathroom.

David said...

Hi there

HEre is my comment below

CLICK ME

PLEASE HURRY UP!

Deafchip

Toby Welch said...

Hahahaha! That is a joke of year! I can't imagine anyone would do that! Not me. I "quit". Opps. We don't know how to quit Deafread.com. Oh well. We have to figure out other way. I doubt it. Ha!

Judge said...

Wow, I sympathize you!

If you need some counseling from the mental hospital services, I'll be glad to send you over there!

Hope you can overcome your addict.

Trust me, it is very painful to quit the addict but it will take a team (you, your wife, and the counselors) to accomplish.

Good Luck!

IamMine said...

Judge, you forgot one more resource...


Handiologists. ;) Hehe.

Anonymous said...

John,

Please STOP advertizing about this royal toilet seats to addicted Deafread viewers otherwise this may cause their spouses, girl/boyfriends or significant others to feel badly ignored, less loved and completely abandoned due to lack of attention. So, I strongly advise you to pull out your advertizement from your ABC vlog immediately... You don't want to see all addicted Deafreaders' relationship destroyed, do you? I won't be surprised to see ADA (Addicted Deafreaders Anonymous) program soon will be established and then will be exploded everywhere in the U.S.

Deaf Dr. Phil ;-)

ccm14er said...

Deaf Dr. Phil,

I guess you don't understand to be like Dr. Phil at all ... Dr. Phil on TV knows already WHAT THE COMEDIAN is doing all about -- LIKE THAT "JOHN THE ABC".

You go back to Little League Crybaby School ... to LEARN what the joke is all about. Haha.

Good Luck in that school -- its located anywhere near YOU (deaf dr. phil).

Real Dr. Phil on TV already *laughs laughs so hard* how funny the "John the ABC" is doing. Maybe one day Dr. Phil will give him the Famous Comedian Bachelette degree from Laughing University.

LOLOLOL.

Anonymous said...

Dear ccm14er,

HA HA HA... You swallowed big fish, I meant, huh, actually you swallowed big WHALE for believing my comment above. HA HA HA. I was just joking while you thought I was serious about it. NOT!!!

Notice the little icon that I typed a face with eye winked like this ---> ;-) at the end of "Deaf Dr. Phil"? Did you notice it? It means I was just kidding about my comment. Sorry, I don't meant to laugh but I couldn't help it. Pardon me... Anyway, have a nice day.

Deaf Dr. Phil

todos la vie said...

That office in the bathroom looks a little old fashioned with a phone in there. :-)

Anonymous said...

Hello ABC (Shine Teeth)

http://my.videoegg.com/video/dUIPIH#

BEG said...

Ha ha ha, very cute ;-)

Wireless laptop is very convenient, too!

Anonymous said...

You are funny ;) If you're thinking about set up a business as you decribed, your bussiness name should be ABC's DeafreAddiction! ;)

Anonymous said...

LOL
LOL
LOL

By the way, when you signed "ADDICTED" by using ur finger on ur open mouth. I am very impressed of u that u have great beautiful and white glossary teeth.
U have never had any cavity? U can educate to all people about teeth like urs.

Dentist :-)

Vampbat said...

wow thank make my NIGHT! :D lmao! oh yes DEAFCHIP IS SO FUNNY TOO! better tell him where from before get worse smell out of the canada! lol just kidding...... hahahahahahaha u did get that gooe one gosh! u are so damn CHAMP COMEDIAN VLOGGER! i think deafread.com set who best comedian vlogger and blogger it's will be COOL to contest humor, laugh my ass off! wow! WAY TO GO! lol keep up with humor sense!

Joshua "Vampbat" Womick

Anonymous said...

ABC, not a bad idea but I believe it will last good only for 2 years....I hear Sidekick 4 will have innercam and able to browse videos too. Obviously with SK4 we'll become more ADDICTED to deafread.com.

Anonymous said...

Very clever!!!! and guess what? Many TV programs rating are decrease due of many viewers swift to Deafread! isn't that wonderful!!!! So sad they didn't get hire many deaf talents, writers, filmmakers for TV programs! plus some didn't provide captions so we all as viewers decide to go to Deafread where there's everything for our eyes! Hooray for Deafread!!!

Anonymous said...

Hi,ABC,you funny! if toilet run out.can anyone run to the store to get toilet paper? and how about bath or shower? if a pack of toilet paper run out. what are u doing to do with ? lol

Me =) said...

LOL, right on the spot after your toilet paper vlog! ;)

Judge said...

Iammine,

Rats.. You are right.

ABC,

One more resource, it's Handiologist, its done by Iammine. Iammine is truly expert in this field and everyone *usually* get better when seeing her! It is unbelievable! You are in for a real treat!

I carefully say "usually" on above sentence, it is not guaranteed! Sorry to disappoint you but go for it! :)

Good luck ABC!

Anonymous said...

ABC--

I do not know how to say to you....you're awfully champ as a DEAF comedian. What can I say?

White Ghost

Barb DiGi said...

Oh Oh..so hilarious but true!

It is more addicting when you have a filmsy laptop where you are able to carry around anywhere in the house. I find myself watching TV less and less and rather read from my laptop especially on deafread. I

t is an addiction, man!! Got ADA group anybody? I need to go through a rehab so that I can survive the summer!

Great chuckles the first thing in AM..thanks!

Karen Mayes said...

WELL... DeafRead broke my addiction to Days of Our Lives show!

:-) But not to the point of equipping the bathroom where I could spend all day, hahaha...

:-)

Anonymous said...

Very funny!!

Lisa C. said...

Deaf Chip,
Would the nuclear/gas mask be helpful?

John, ABC,
Be sure and get plenty of toilet paper from Costo before you are confined to a toilet. I know you will use one piece of toilet paper each time like you said in previous vlog, ewe.

Anonymous said...

Hi John,


LOL, that's too funny! LOL Well, for the poor man, he/she can always cut a hole in the back of the diaper and hook up a wet/dry shopvac. LOL


Erick Ketcham

Anonymous said...

Very Funny! I think we need to contact A&E to setup an intervention for those who are really seriously adddiction to DeafRead! Ha.

CFMIII

Anonymous said...

Laffy hard...

Perfect idea! John (nah) JonLeso (Jay Leno)... send the speical ToiletChair to RIdorLive (Ricky). I noticed he (RidorLive) always sit on the chair ALL DAY do surfing on internet/BLog.

TGK

Lisa C. said...

Deaf Chip,
And where to buy the nuclear/gas mask?? Go to an Army Surplus store, cool.

Anonymous said...

A Video Response:

http://www.terisentelle.com/vlog/?p=149

mule4350 said...

AS you wish to have... It sound Cool and If i am in your shoe then I would be smile all time HA Ha

Anonymous said...

Karen, same here. but I still keep up with DOL on "soapoperafan.com" and check out the week's summary for only 15 min. Then I have more time for Deaf Read. OH, how disgusting!!! I am addicted? I can't believe it. Summer, I hope they all blog and vlog less! I know some of you will say NOOOO

Anonymous said...

John,

How about a waterproof computer, phone, keyboard, etc. for shower and/or bath? (in case, if you're going for a swim bring them with you)

Deaf Johnny the comedian. hehe. You're funny! :-)

JungleForest

Christopher Moore said...

ABC,
CVS and Walgreens' shelves full of hemorhoid medications will run out in a second.
Deafread Addiction will boost their profits. Apply now who have any hemorhoids ?

The X-ASL Files

Anonymous said...

very cute and funny, ABC...

moxie_mocha

Anonymous said...

John, you are simply the champ DeafRead Comedian! The king of deaf comedy! We love you! You rock!

~ LaRonda

mochame said...

You are big hilarious, Champ of ABC!

Anonymous said...

oh Gawd - Call the Press!!!!

Is this what we Deafies have come to?

In the old days.. it was a bunch of lazy good fer nuthin deafies sitting around and yapping about how hard it is to find jobs

Then SSI swoops down and saves us from extinction.

So now the good fer nuthin deafies sit around and yap about how much SSI they get or dont get

And now DEAFREAD come flying in? Today those good fer nuthin deafies sitting around on their arses yapping away on their blogs and vlogs.. too damned lazy to even get offen their arses to go to the bathroom..

What's NEXT??? Oy Vey!!!!!!

**chuckles**
Rob

Anonymous said...

LOL...

Joe

Domvera said...

Hi John,

Hilarious! Indeed, some of us are hooked blogspheres and vlogspheres to seek for update of deaf community daily. We are strong collectivism to exchange each other.

I'd like to watch "What's New with ABC and Jill" or "What's so Funny with ABC?" on VLOG shows. Why don't you produce your own series? It will be nice to invite your guests from vloggers to interview and to do some comedy skits like Saturday Night Live. It will entertain our audience. Smile!

Stay comedy!

Nick Vera

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!!!!!!!! Love your comedy...

Julie Rems-Smario

DeafKathy (Wilson) said...

Don't blame the customers who are addict to DeafRead.com with those old fashioned devices (telephone, etc..) they were too busy reading DeafRead.com to replace those with VP's. :D

Shamrockdickie said...

Hey Johnny, You could be a deaf comedy on the tv show and its really COOL!!!!When I opened and saw you in your face JOHNNY I KNOW YOU...AS well as you know me too eh! R.H. ISD (77)

Anonymous said...

it's pretty cool and funny....BUT...beware of your butt might falling asleep.

Anonymous said...

John ABC,
you seem too much learning from Jim Carey's behavior lol.....
I assume new name called your name DEAF JIM CAREY ?

Edie said...

very funny, you should be comedian. wonder you have red mark on your butt??? on sitting on toilet

Anonymous said...

Far out!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah right, u do not actually have this leather toilet. why cant u be serious in what u mean. bad influence with younger viwers will try this at home. be cautious. however it funny. but be truthful next time. thanks TIMBO

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